Hurl

Now what are they throwing at her?

Every day, Ronnie, 16, feels like somebody’s throwing something at her. Her ex- boyfriend Luke discovered Jesus, apparently on a Wheat Thin. Her mom announced she’s pregnant when just last week she said she was ‘same gender loving’. Her odd-to-begin-with boss’s new hair dye attracts bees. Like, in swarms. And then there’s the actual knives. Ronnie is a knife-thrower’s assistant.